Accompanying my daughter of 8 years old to ind*m*rt to "go shopping". When she was choosing the stuffs she looked dur*x on the shelf, then asking: Pa, what is that?!
Rm: That's a candy special for adults who have been married!
D: What candy is that?
Rm: Okay, I will explain it at home!
Being home she directly asked again (I wondered why my kid asking on and on ...)
D: Do explain, will you!!!
Rm: That what you saw is a candy, if eaten by chicken or pigeon they will not lay-egg! if human eat it they will not have a child...
D: oh I see, tomorrow I will buy one box in order my chicken not lay-egg continuously!!
"pergi belanja"
Ngantar anak-cewek 8th ke ind*m*rt "go shopping". Pas milih brg yg mo dibeli lihat dur*x di atas rak, trus nanya: Mo itu apa?!
Rm: Itu permen untuk orang dewasa!
Anak: Permen apa ta?
Rm: Ya ntar di rmh rm jelaskan!
Sampe di rmh, langsung nanya lagi (heran ni anak nanya teyuss...)
Anak: Cepetan critain!!!
Rm: Tadi itu permen, kalo dimakan ayam ato merpati mereka jadi tidak bisa bertelur! Kalo dimakan orang, orangnya jadi ngga bisa punya anak...
Anak: Ooo... gitu, aku besok mo beli satu kotak biar ayamnya nggak bertelur terus!!
Ngantar anak-cewek 8th ke ind*m*rt "go shopping". Pas milih brg yg mo dibeli lihat dur*x di atas rak, trus nanya: Mo itu apa?!
Rm: Itu permen untuk orang dewasa!
Anak: Permen apa ta?
Rm: Ya ntar di rmh rm jelaskan!
Sampe di rmh, langsung nanya lagi (heran ni anak nanya teyuss...)
Anak: Cepetan critain!!!
Rm: Tadi itu permen, kalo dimakan ayam ato merpati mereka jadi tidak bisa bertelur! Kalo dimakan orang, orangnya jadi ngga bisa punya anak...
Anak: Ooo... gitu, aku besok mo beli satu kotak biar ayamnya nggak bertelur terus!!
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